For everything else......there's teaching cunninglingus

Yes, somethings may require mastercard or visa, but for everything else, there's cunninglingus. That's what I am going to do, should the next contract fall through and unemployment strike me. I am going to hire Hug-n-Kiss to be my coordinator and we shall schedule sessions in the big CREME (no pun intended) basement and I will teach the ART of cunninglingus.